I guess curtseying is too old-fashioned?

So I'm sure you've heard by now that PresBo and his wife gave the Queen of England that most appropriate of gifts for a sovereign... an iPod. But what was on it?

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/04/what-does-one-g.html

• Photos from the Queen's 2007 White House State Visit
• Photos from the Queen's 2007 Jamestown, Va., Visit
• Photos from the Queen's 2007 Richmond, Va., Visit
• Video from the Queen's 1957 Jamestown Visit
• Video from the Queen's 2007 Jamestown Visit
• Video from the Queen's 2007 Richmond Visit
• Photos from President Obama's Inauguration
• Audio of then-state senator Obama's speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention, and
• Audio of President Obama 2009 Inauguration Address

Plus the following music:

• "Oklahoma!"
• "If I Loved You," Jan Clayton, "Carousel"
• "You'll Never Walk Alone," Jan Clayton, "Carousel"
• "There's No Business Like Show Business," Ethel Merman, "Annie Get Your Gun"
• "Once in Love with Amy (Where's Charley?)," Ray Bolger
• "Some Enchanted Evening," "South Pacific"
• "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend," Carol Channing, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"
• "Getting to Know You," Gertrude Lawrence, "The King and I"
• "Shall We Dance?" Gertrude Lawrence, "The King and I"
• "I Could Have Danced All Night," Julie Andrews, "My Fair Lady"
• "I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face," Rex Harrison, "My Fair Lady"
• "The Party's Over (Bells Are Ringing)," Judy Holliday
• "Maria," "West Side Story"
• "Tonight," "West Side Story"
• "Seventy Six Trombones," "The Music Man"
• "Everything's Coming up Roses," Ethel Merman, "Gypsy"
• "The Sound of Music"
• "Try to Remember," Jerry Orbach, "The Fantasticks"
• "Camelot," Richard Burton
• "If Ever I Would Leave You," Robert Goulet, "Camelot"
• "Hello, Dolly!" Carol Channing
• "If I Were a Rich Man," Zero Mostel, "Fiddler on the Roof"
• "People," Barbra Streisand, "Funny Girl"
• "On a Clear Day (You Can See Forever)," John Cullum
• "The Impossible Dream," Richard Kiley, "Man of La Mancha"
• "Mame," Charles Braswell
• "Cabaret," Liza Minnelli
• "Aquarius, Ronald Dyson, "Hair'
• "Send in the Clowns," Judy Collins, "A Little Night Music"
• "All That Jazz," Chita Rivera, "Chicago"
• "One," "A Chorus Line"
• "Tomorrow," Andrea McArdle, "Annie"
• "Don't Cry for Me Argentina," Patti LuPone, "Evita"
• "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going," Jennifer Holliday, "Dreamgirls"
• "Memory," Elaine Paige, "Cats"
• "The Best of Times," George Hearn, "La Cage Aux Folles"
• "I Dreamed a Dream," Aretha Franklin, "Les MisDerables"
• "The Music of the Night," Michael Crawford, "The Phantom of the Opera"
• "As If We Never Said Goodbye," Elaine Paige, "Sunset Blvd."
• "Seasons of Love," "Rent"

Showtunes? And are La Cage Aux Foiles and Rent really appropriate to give to... anyone?

Plus, how self-centered is it to give someone a copy of your inauguration address?

Found on GeorgiaPacking.org...

Funny joke, purporting to be a letter from the boss...

LETTER FROM THE BOSS.....


As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President, and that our taxes, and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.


Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.


So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change; I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

Funny

PresBo's Teleprompter's Blog

http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/

Too damn funny.

I'm especially fond of this post... http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/2009/03/travels-with-michelle_29.html

I think it's fairly well known that the First Lady and I have not always gotten along. This goes way back to her and Big Guy's dating days in Chicago. Whenever we'd go out for drives, for example, the conversations were always a bit stilted because Big Guy had a tough time reading the screens via the rear-view mirror when I was in the backseat. But I digress.

Whoever writes this is a comedy genius.